Unfuck the world.

while simultaneously fucking the world.
Hey Faggots,
My name is USS Iowa, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow,unarmored, underpowered no-lifes who spend every second of their day being shadowed by aircraft. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever sunk a ship? I mean, I guess it’s fun to sink a world war one era battlecruiser, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than being defeated by escort carriers and destroyers. 
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best salvo. I’m pretty much perfect. I have 12.1 inch side belt armor, and a top speed of 31 knots. What submarine detection equipment do you have, other than primitive sonar? I also get a displacement of 45,000 tons and have banging hot 16 inch guns ( She just fired; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should probably scuttle yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my 16 inch guns firing a full broadside in a firepower demonstration.

Hey Faggots,

My name is USS Iowa, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow,unarmored, underpowered no-lifes who spend every second of their day being shadowed by aircraft. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever sunk a ship? I mean, I guess it’s fun to sink a world war one era battlecruiser, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than being defeated by escort carriers and destroyers. 

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best salvo. I’m pretty much perfect. I have 12.1 inch side belt armor, and a top speed of 31 knots. What submarine detection equipment do you have, other than primitive sonar? I also get a displacement of 45,000 tons and have banging hot 16 inch guns ( She just fired; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should probably scuttle yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my 16 inch guns firing a full broadside in a firepower demonstration.

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